You Know You Are a Dog Person When...

You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.

Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week.

You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.

The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.

You refer to yourselves as Mommy and Daddy.

Your dog sleeps with you.

Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.

You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.

You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but she understands.

Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let her kiss you (but not immediately afterward, of course).

You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.

You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.

You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.

You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.

You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.

You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the movies with your sweetie.

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ARIES - 3/21-4/19 Courageous; Energetic; Impulsive; Optimistic

OK you little bundle of energy…Madame Suki says, “enough is enough”!! You have had a very busy summer and now is the time to kick back, relax, and give your person some breathing room. Remember this is the time of year most animals are storing up on their fat for hibernation. It wont hurt you to put on a few pounds. Besides you know how much you love your spicy flavored treats….so stop running and start begging!!!

TAURUS – 4/20-5/20 Affectionate; Dependable; Patient; Stable

You are looking forward to a long cold winter doing what you love best…curled up in front of the TV watching the animal and nature shows. But face it my Taurean pup, dogs don’t have thumbs. I know you want to take possession of everything in the house but you really must give up control of the remote if you ever want to watch a different channel.

GEMINI – 5-21/6-21 Adaptable; Intellectual; Lively; Versatile

My busy little Gemini pup…this is your month to romp. With the cooler weather, and more time to spend with you, your person will be taking you to new and exciting places. Count on long car rides, your favorite, and overnight stays with friends and family. Just remember to be on your best behavior or you may not be invited to visit again.


CANCER – 6-22/7-22 Imaginative; Loyal; Receptive; Sensitive

Sweet mellow Cancer, this will be a cozy, peaceful month for you. Madame Suki sees a rather quiet October with lots of time to curl up with your person for hugs and kisses. Maybe a new fuzzie or two will find its way into your toy collection much to your delight. Don’t worry too much about those funny looking creatures that come to the door at the end of the month. While disturbing, they will go away quickly after your person gives them some candy.


LEO – 7/23-8/22 Creative; Exuberant; Generous; Powerful

Leo, this is your month to shine!! Given your desire to be the center of attention, and your naturaly ability to be the star of every show, expect attention from all sides. Be it a win at the dog show, 1st place in the agility contest, or “best costume” at the Halloween Doggie Fair, you will definitely win the hearts and praises of everyone around you. You couldn’t be happier!!!


VIRGO – 8-23/9-22 Analytical; Conscientious; Modest; Practical

Madams Suki knows you love routine. You enjoy eating at the same time every day and going on those regular walkies. Well good news! Happily your hum drum routine life will not be changing at all this month. And, the Magic Hedgehog tells me it will be a dry month so you do not even have to worry about getting those twinkle toes wet and muddy. A true Virgoan dream come true!!!

LIBRA –9-23/10-22 Artistic; Charming; Diplomatic; Easygoing

What a wonderful month ahead for you my Libra doggie. First a trip to the groomer/doggie day spa for fluffing and puffing is at hand. You will come home looking more beautiful than you are now….if that is possible. At the end of the month you will look especially gorgeous in that Halloween costume your person has found for you. A superhero for you boy dogs and a fairy princess for you bitches. Trick or Treat!!!


SCORPIO –10-23/11-21 Idealistic; Passionate; Persistent; Subtle

As a Scorpio pup you tend to either love or hate someone. This month is no different. You will meet some very strange people towards the end of the month. While your person will welcome them with open arms and even give them presents you are a tad bit more unsure of these creatures. The fairy princess and the lady bug are awful cute and fun but you would much rather take a bite out of the vampire and the evil looking pirate. Luckily you wont see them again for at least a year.


SAGITTARIUS- 11/22-12/20 Lucky, Intelligent, Active, Brave

“Let the Good Times Roll”…that is your theme song. Always up for a good time, this month is no exception. And there will be plenty of good times ahead. Lots of play days in the park, doggie friends stopping by to say hi, and overnight visits to new and exciting places. Perhaps the funnest time of all will be marching in the Doggie Halloween Parade with your other K-9 friends. Madame Suki sees you all dressed up as a Hot Dog, Super Hero, or a Fairy Princess. You may even win a “Best Costume” prize.


CAPRICORN –12-21/1-19 Determined; Disciplined; Patient; Steady

The older you get, the younger you feel!! That’s you dear Capricorn pup. As the temperature cools, the brisk air brings out the puppy in you. Madame Suki sees lots of play time, diving in the leaves and chasing the squirrels as they gather nuts for the long hard winter ahead. However, you need to listen to your person a little better. When he says its time to stop playing and go inside you need to listen and not be so stubborn. There may be some special treats waiting for you.


AQUARIUS –1-20/2-18 Friendly; Independent; Inventive; Original

The best way to describe you my Aquarian friend is totally bonkers!! Your erratic personality, barkiness, and love of freedom always keep your person guessing. They are never quite sure what you are going to do next. This month is no different. So for the Aquaran doggie owner expect the unexpected. They will eat with gusto tonight and turn their nose up at their food tomorrow. They don’t want pats and loving today but want to be cuddles forever tomorrow. Just go with the flow…and enjoy owning this unpredictable pup.


PISCES –2/19-3/20 Compassionate; Emotional; Romantic; Mystical

This month my Pisces pet your intuitive skills are in high gear. You correctly sense your person is out of sorts and needs some extra attention. So be on your best behavior and give lots of kisses and gentle head butts to your loved one. It will make them feel much better!! You might even encourage them to take part in a tug of war or some ball play. Remember it is all about them this month!!







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Earlier this month, I developed a hot spot on my hiney. I'm not really prone to hot spots, but I had a little sore that became a LOT itchy and I just HAD to lick it until I had a big bald butt. Mom brought home a lampshade (E-Collar) to keep me from licking. Well, that didn't go too hot. While I may be queen of all I survey, I have no idea what Liz saw in these collars when she wore them. I look like a dork and I smack into things.

Well, after 2 hours of howling - I mean really, how uncivilized is that? Mom relented and took off the collar. Then she did what she should have done all along. She gave me and Majere stuffed kongs. (see The Kong and I...) Majere decided to take his outside for some undisturbed chewing, and that's when the trouble began.

You see, a new dog has moved in next door. I guess Majere got all excited between the other dog being out and his very stuffed Kong. All we know is that when he came back inside to go to bed for the night, he didn't look too hot. Mom wanted him to stay outside and throw up, and I must admit he did look a little green. Majere did try to throw up, but couldn't. Then mommy got worried. She felt his tummy and it was all bloated and weird.

Mom grabbed a leash and a credit card and put Majere in the car. I have on good authority from Aunt Susan that mom's Honda Element will do 110 mph when going to the Emergency Vet. Mom also pointed out that no one ever gets sick on a business day only on nights and holidays. (This all happened at 1am Sunday morning).

Mom was afraid that Majere had "bloat" or Gastric dilatation-volvulus (GDV). It is also called Gastric Torsion. This is when the stomach twists and prevents gas from escaping. The stomach literally fills with gas until it explodes. Mom knew that if this was the case, Majere only had minutes to get to the vet or he would die. The Emergency Vet is normally 20 minutes away. I hear mommy made it in much less time. When they got to the vet, Majere was whisked away. By now, Aunt Susan had made it there, too. Mom told Aunt Susan all the details and Aunt Susan said "You don't think he swallowed the Kong, do you?" naahhhh....

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